Broccoli Slaw for Frugal Cooks

Don’t ever pay extra for broccoli “crowns” or prepackaged “florettes.” Buy the regular broccoli with the big stalks. Use the flowery part for whatever you like. Then make broccoli slaw! Here’s a non-recipe (I need a better word for this- suggestions are welcome) for a broccoli and purple cabbage slaw I made this evening. If you are 100% committed to doing things just as your grandmother or great-grandmother would have done, you can grate the veggies by hand. But I suggest you use a food processor.You’ll need:

raw broccoli stalks, peeled and strange bits sliced off
red cabbage
maybe some carrots
sliced or slivered almonds if you have them, toasted in a pan
plain yogurt
mayonnaise (I used a lemony, aioli-type mayo but plain is fine)
some lemon juice is nice
salt, pepper, spices (I used black pepper and a nice salt and spice mix called Borsari)

1. Dig the shredder/grater blade for your processor out from the back of your cupboard.
2. Shred the various vegetables.
3. Put the mixture in a large bowl, squirt with lemon juice and toss.
4. Add a few spoonfuls of yogurt and one smaller spoonful of mayo. Start with a little; you can always add more.
5. Season your slaw and eat it up.

Raisins, currants, or apple might be a nice addition. Sunflower seeds or pumpkin seeds would be good alternatives to the almonds. Try it with different spices. I think cinnamon could work if you eliminated the lemon and garlic components. Let me know what you think.

Not the best shot, but you get the picture.

P.S. I made this little green bowl when I was 14. I think it’s my favorite piece of pottery I ever made.